Just decided to say fuck it and make a Facebook page cause I wasn’t tracking down all those addresses 😅

“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life” me in my 20s:

Barcia in the ecto-1 car still has me laughing such a good entrance

Can someone actually confirm getting in cold water is better than cocaine though?😂

Having a Super Bowl party tonight at work and I made a giant crockpot of buffalo chicken dip only to realize.. I gotta pack this shit all the way across the hospital and all of a sudden I think I forgot it + the chips at home 😅😅

It’s 2002 and you accidentally found out there's a barrier.

I picked out my wedding dress today🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

One of the nurses at work said “wow Chelsea I was creeping on your Facebook and you’re so gorgeous, and wear real clothes and different shoes… .. I would never recognize you outside of here.. I thought you left here and were a lumberjack or something”😂😂😂

Which the joke with the shoes is that my old brooks are absolutely demolished but they’re still comfy so instead of wearing my new ones I’ve just been kicking it with the old ones & they tell me atleast 3x a shift to just throw the old ones away😂😅

Honestly though I’m like tweeter and Billy bob mashed into one female version lmfao

I hate when people post that the best things are unexpected (pregnancy posts) when they are literally having sex without any form of protection- like that is exactly what most people with a freaking brain expect to happen😵‍💫😵‍💫

Seeing all the comments about things happening at an animal boarding clinic of their pets being healthy when they left and them coming back and they were put down.. I couldn’t even imagine the horror.. I also couldn’t imagine the horror that I’d be if that happened to my babies..

Like I’d commit felonies over my dogs if they were harmed in the slightest of ways.. but put to sleep… shewww… they’d have to commit me to a pysch ward and keep me heavily sedated

I had a couple ask me for my number yesterday at work and boyyyyyy I’m telling yall did my head swell😂😂💀

The she didn’t even hesitate with that hammer.. fuck em up sisssss👏🏽

Someone tell me no to a cheek dermal🤩

It is what it is til it ain’t no more 🤷🏽‍♀️