Saw a couple having sex at the park today. Ran them over with my car until they died. I fucking hate sex so much

mexican borat be like mah esposa

you did NOT make those nachos bitch this is taco bell with avocado from home on top

it’s not easy being a chopped gay loser but someone’s gotta do it

sometimes i wish i could blow my head off then i remember this too will pass

i’m addicted to playing dead games and also cigarettes

i wish i could bring people back to my place but all the guns and dirty laundry is kind of a turn off

Playing music for foot perverts on the Shoe Horn

im gettin road head from the driver! lol

i keep death growling at my cats to see if they like death metal and so far they dont. liz fucks w the pig squeal tho

how tf do u write a dating app bio

im not chopped

being a woman is cool but I do be missing my mustache sometimes

if this girl doesn't go to Sue's w me tonight I'm sleeping for 3 days

sleeping for 5 days bc 3 different people invited me to something then rescinded invites

I don't use tiktok anymore but every few weeks I scroll through the videos people DM me bc it's nice to be thought of

How I look like with she/her in my bio

should i start using twitter again