happy birthday to Betty White deliverer of this incredible joke

grief is so weird bc one day ur like “meh i’m fine” and then the next day you’re choking back tears in a walgreens while everyone stares at you

If you stay in okc 405!!! Be careful please.

It’s almost that time

“daddy’s money” has never bothered me. my parents literally worked their asses off to make sure I would never struggle & I can’t wait to do the same for them.

today is the 21st night of September of the 21st year of the 21st century

Get in loser, tomorrow is October 1st 🦇

BOOMER!!!!!

Working at a psych ward is not for the weak lemme tell ya

And just when I started to lose faith in humanity.

Slowly learning my entire life is a lie …

being a woman is a nightmare.

Merry Christmas from our fam to yours! 🎄⛄❤

Do you think dogs understand how hilarious and loved they are?

ADHD advice from people who don’t understand at all: “Just get a planner!” Actually helpful ADHD advice: “The only way to ever reliably find motivation to clean your room is to invite someone over so your crippling fear of embarrassment overrides your broken dopamine receptors”

Going to make sure I don't ask for a straw at Starbucks today to help do my part 🥰🙏🏾