Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason

“Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your black guy affair.” - racist Garth Brooks

Was Phil Hartman on NewsRadio or Just Shoot Me?

Sometimes I shove pineapple in my penis so my breath smells like semen.

I wish my wife would put her name on the ‘honey do’ list.

FEAR BONERS are just PETRIFIED WOOD.

No hair, who dis?! 🔊🔊🔊 Vid by Cory Helie

Me to my son… Are you crying? I’ll give you something to cry about. (Hands him paperback copy of All The Pretty Horses.)

I don’t know what the fuck this website is anymore but here is a show I love and am on in one week! theorientaltheater.com/event/416932

I love Jeff Rosenstock so much but restarting the merch cut discourse is borderline unforgivable.

I bet Church’s Chicken only calls themselves that to try to get out of paying taxes

it’s wild how super conservative catholic countries like northern ireland and mexico keep expanding abortion access while in the U.S. we’re passing laws so pregnant women can get chased by bounty hunters.

This. The youth are truly not bothered.

Mr. Steal yo Gurt

Hunter is excited for Jade Cargill to come. #SurvivorSeries #wwe

A US funded Israeli airstrike on a Gaza school killed thirty in Palestine. Even in the summer, the US finds a way to make sure some schoolchildren die.

New episode of Weakend Update podcast out everywhere! zach reinert Geoff Tice Cory Helie Nick Holland

New episode of Weakend Update podcast with Allen Strickland Williams Cory Helie zach reinert and John Dahlgren!