Next week! Los Angeles! I’ll be in your city playing pickup basketball, doing shows, and hopping on some podcasts—strictly in that order.

🌴 If you’re around, I would love to chit chat on your pod 🌴

Delivery Room Lullaby 🎶

Jokes with a G available for pre-order now. Available everywhere May 17th!

LANDO NORRIS IS A FORMULA 1 RACE WINNER!

LANDO WINS THE #MIAMIGP !!! 🧡

LANDO NORRIISSSSS!!!

Thanks Paste for including me with such a great group of comics! Not sure if it’s a good or bad thing I designed 4 out of these 5 album covers.

#これを見た人は青の入った画像を貼れ

McLaren after the check hits the account

Concept art by Errol Le Cain for The Thief and the Cobbler (1992), dir. Richard Williams, Richard Williams Productions

Trains, Trains, Trains is out 5/21 on 800 Pound Gorilla

Another silly bit from my upcoming album Jokes with a G.

Just trying to be nice.

Comedian Geoff Tice joins me on my show today at 11:40am.

Choosing my daughter’s name.

absolutely not

High School Football 🏈

Perfect Proposal

Geoff’s hilarious. Add some Tice to your life!

Oh boy! Jokes with a G, my debut album from the exceptional folks at Blonde Medicine is available for pre-order NOW! The album will be available everywhere May 17th, and if you get it now on iTunes you’ll instantly get a full track prior to the release.

itunes.apple.com/album/id/17392…

Making my headline debut at Comedy Works on Friday May 31st! Grab tickets and come celebrate with me!

comedyworks.com/comedians/matt…

Once again, time to lock-in and get unreasonably upset about basketball on a Wednesday night.