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I have a well-balanced diet! - milk - having stomach pains due to lactose intolerance - not eating or drinking due to pain - more milk

» If you asked Corrin if there's someone he loves, he would start listing everyone he knows until you begged him to stop

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Today I learned: just because a frog /tells you/ it will turn into a handsome prince if you give it a kiss, doesn't mean that it will.

My wife is back from the war...

» Online games are wild. Just had three matches where: 1. Someone said "ich liebe dich" after I kicked their team's ass 2. Someone started calling me slurs 3. Someone had the username "I love LGBTQ" and farmed with me All in a row. The internet is such a strange thing.

❤︎I mean... you're so innocent and trusting!

What are we apologizing to women for? Did I do something wrong? Is this because I ate all the flour again...?

Am I babygirl?

I'm back from my nap. What did I miss?

[Man who consistently gives off the impression of flirting while being painfully oblivious]

I can't believe so many men struggle to interact with women... It's quite simple, really. Treat them the same as you would a man, or a person of any other identity. By kissing them and holding them close and professing your undying love...!

» Corrin isn't actually as dumb as he appears, he's just very bad at understanding metaphors, innuendo, and sarcasm. He likes it when people speak in a straightforward or blunt manner, because then there's no confusion.

» Lon'Qu interacting with Corrin like he's a whimsical fae creature from a world where the norms and customs he knows don't apply, and trying his hardest to act like it's somehow totally normal, is precious to me

» I'm finally getting around to watching Frieren, and Himmel reminds me a lot of how I write Corrin...

[<- eagerly awaiting a new year's kiss.]

Mmn... What did I miss? I was asleep... [<— still groggy]