"I'm not driving a Mini Metro, I'm not driving a Mini Metro..." The first episode of I'm Alan Partridge was first show OTD in 1997 💜 What's the best ever Partridge moment?

This annoys me more than it should.

Ha what were we saying at the weekend Ena Hutcheson

Never not funny!

Merry Christmas Alex Rowe

If you think Littler is good now, imagine how good he'll be in 10 years when he's 43 #WorldDartsChampionship

To the customer in Bracknell who put three Steak Bakes on top of one another and ate them like a sandwich, you bow to no man 🙌

About an hour ago when he said I’m off

HOT FUZZ was released 17 years ago this week. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46

True story!

I’m starting a support group for people who didn’t see the Northern Lights last night. We are valid. Stop erasing our existence Any joiners This is our flag

I'm hungover and was counting down the minutes until it was acceptable to go to bed..England continue to shaft me at every opportunity #30moreminutesofthisshit #EURO2024    #england

The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.

No wonder England won’t win anything when Southgate double shifting as a German copper.

Third round, nice to see you again

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS

In any given contestant lineup on University Challenge there's at least one potential serial killer.

Off topic, but wanted to shout out Lumiere cinema in Romford, what a great place. Show both classics and new releases, great value too. Check them out if you're local. lumiereromford.com

I think this is still my favourite tweet of all time - the ‘is there a plan in place’ sends me EVERY time I see it!