Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

Going out sad… the first two seasons were so promising!

How to tell the difference between a bag chaser and a real demon™ Pic 1: Alone in car, head titled away, dead eyes filled with sorrow. Anxiously waiting for shekels to hit account Pic 2: Confident and upright. A Sly grin, and childlike joy. Eager for the fight.

BREAKING: I have received information that Dr Eastland Staveley is working at DHU Healthcare today as a GP. Complaints have been filed with the @GMCUK, the police, and now directly with DHU. This is a matter of public interest. British patients deserve to know.

Calling anyone a grub eater is funny because you sat that ass in that basement with your peanuts until Rihanna told you it was okay to see daylight again

I went to donate blood and afterwards I got a letter that I can’t donate blood ever again in the UK because my blood contains malaria antibodies. Antibodies not antigens; meaning I have immunity against malaria. Which sounds like a good thing. Because it means at some point,

Del Lined up perfectly

ariana madix being placed in the same league as nene leakes and michelle visage……. i must be blind

Aren’t you Bajan too?! What’s up with the Miss FBA act while you’re A) of West Indian descent B) making a living being an Israeli mouthpiece Your comments about DR won’t erase the fact that one of your longstanding alters was a Dominican either! Let’s unpack that

Tommy will rally his alcoholic dads club in a couple weeks but remember that the police did no such thing for grooming victims and girls who were vulnerable to being abused.

Iran and Saudi Arabia for the past 40 years: 🤬 🇸🇦 🇸🇾 🇮🇶 🏴 ⚔️ ⚔️⚔️ 🇾🇪 🇮🇶 🇱🇧 🇮🇷 🤬 Iran and Saudi Arabia when the UAE gets sodomized by a barrage of missiles:

First Big Papa and now Ted Turner. It’s been a tough few weeks for the #RHOA Sugar Babes.

Misse 💔💔

the first New Yorker profile I ever read was a 2003 feature on Jaime Pressly, describing how she felt inches away from true stardom, and was perpetually frustrated by her own ambition. The headline was "The Almost It Girl." I think of it often...

No way :(

I’ll never vote for this guy and 80% of why is my blind loyalty to Lauren Conrad.

Very interesting and recently published