In George Herbert's 1633 poem 'Artillerie' I may have come across the earliest attestation of the phrase 'I have shooters'

Men with IPads is ladies

I Can’t Be With You by The Cranberries being on a spotify playlist called “Keg Stand”

Doing a walking tour of the side chick part of Ridgewood with the tweets they don't want you to see>>>

In the middle of the party bitch get off of me.

No baby don’t listen to them you’re a god on the decks your queue was perfection

You go to ridgewood albanian cafe one time

The Chinese cigarettes my coworker brought me from Pakistan for being pure of heart

open.spotify.com/track/3zNNXjjj… How I’m pretending it will feel to be at work while all my friends enjoy a beautiful spring saturday night together

The weapon is a tool is a gift Monday

I’ll chop it up with anyone. Even if you’re a random man I briefly spoke to in a bar in Montreal two years ago. I’ll even take the train with you all the way to the city. I’ll ask about your sister

Felt really moved by this tree I saw

Everything reminds me of him

My Parisian therapist will surely make me normal and better

Yayyy

Hate when I say sorry when I meant to say excuse me

ボルゾイの白菜巻き。ロールがんぼるぞい。 translation: Borzoi wrapped in Chinese cabbage.