me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

The way somebody fits you into their schedule says a lot about what they think of you

Me on my way to annoy my favorite person

Not me with Benjamin Franklin’s copy of the Constitution 😮 Hi just normalizing Black people in proximity to important American artifacts on a Friday afternoon

Dolphins doing Tua concussion test

One of the things I occasionally get paid to do by companies/execs is to tell them why everything seemed to SUDDENLY go wrong, and subs/readers dropped like a stone. So, with everything going on at Twitter rn, time for a thread about the Trust Thermocline /1

We just hope Jake Peralta gets Eras Tour tickets.

Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight

Omg lol

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

#Severance was robbed 😭 #GoldenGlobes2023

Do you recommend updating to IOS 16.2 ? I really don’t like the new screen lock font lol

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his

Are men emotional? A story in three parts.

Ralph Paul Yarl was picking up his two siblings. He went to the wrong house in Kansas City, Missouri. The White man who opened the door did not see a lost 16-year-old boy. He saw a threat. Shot Ralph, twice. Once in the head to kill him. Somehow Ralph survived. 1/

1. Find an adult, not a child in an adult body: It takes intentional work to become a capable, mature adult. An adult will view you as an equal, bring value and will communicate openly. Not everyone is in this state.

LET’S SEE IF THE MEDIA GIVES THIS THE ATTENTION THEY GAVE 5 WHITE MISSING BILLIONAIRES IN A SUBMARINE Miss Carlee Russell was abducted on 7/13/23 off of Interstate 459 South, mile marker 11, Exit 10 around the vicinity of Hoover High School area around 9:30pm-10:00pm in Hoover,