if your gingerbread house looks good you didn't do it right

too bad the hobbits didn’t have a fitbit, i wanna know the step count. these little guys be walking

becoming a superhero but instead of fighting crime just putting people's masks over their noses

My favourite species of birds are the ones named by people who clearly hate birds. (thread)

chess is all luck, no strategy. it all depends on what pieces you get

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katie porter has done it again

bruh how can I have scurvy it's the twenty-first century

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posting a pic on Instagram and immediately all the ads change to haircuts and barber shops🤔

the dream

smuggling a charcuterie board and assorted accoutrements into the the 8:35 showing of M3GAN

in case you are wondering I would not recommend finding out that you are dyslexic at 25

carpe zoomies

[delusionally] maybe if i get really really good at bird identification this'll all get better