“And, as an added bonus, you’ll get to see my cat’s butthole during each and every Zoom meeting!” #RuinAJobInterview

🚒 Montecito Fire invites the community to help place our new fire engine into service with a traditional push-in ceremony.
Join us:
🗓️ Monday, May 6 @ 4 p.m.
📍 Station 92, 2300 Sycamore Canyon Road - Parking available at Cold Spring School
Details🔗 bit.ly/4dmzkUc

Four executives from UnitedHealth sold a combined $101.5 MILLION in company stock after the company heard it was under investigation by the DOJ — but before the news was made public.

That's suspicious. The SEC should investigate them for insider trading.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

📅 May 19 10am-12pm | Buttonwood and Vino Vaqueros Vineyard Ride
Enjoy a guided horseback vineyard ride through Buttonwood Farm, one of the oldest vineyards in the #SantaYnez Valley. The hour-long riding tour will be followed by a wine tasting and lunch
buff.ly/3WlC51W

Over on Facebook and there was a load of photos of people criticising their partners bad habits. This one in particular is making my teeth itch🤣

Little KY Derby pre-celebration event tonight

💥 LILY EMERGENCY VET HOSPITAL UPDATE 💥

Hello everyone. So far no word from the vets office. This is good news. They said they would only call if Lily had a set back so we will take their quiet as good news. Obviously Lily is not completely out of the woods just yet, but we are

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I see far bigger problems here than a parking dispute

What an absolute piece of human garbage.

If you are one of those 4.5 million Americans, you owe it to your nation and your world to not only ensure you come out and vote in November, but to convince at least one person who might not have to do the same.

Again: Thanx, 77% of NYC voters who didn't even bother.

My god. This is scary as hell.

time.com/6972021/donald…

I made the Bourbon Cherry Brisket Burnt Ends from this year’s Kentucky Derby menu. Delicious!

Columbia Journalism School dean jelani cobb live on MSNBC with Chris Hayes: 'There are between 4 and 6 drones flying over campus. And the drones prefaced the arrival of the police the first time, when they came on April 18...'

If you say WTF, some troll will tell you professors have no special rights. Sure don't! I don't care what this guy does for a living. Has zero to do w/ the police brutality, except inasmuch as this college called in cops to beat its own faculty.

The West Coast is the best coast

#SantaBarbara

Maybe I can just sleep until there's an election... (photo PoliticalPics)

WCK served 200,000 meals to displaced Palestinians today as we resumed work in Gaza. We’ve provided more than 43 million meals in Gaza to date. 276 WCK trucks are ready to enter through Rafah with enough food for 8 million meals. We’re also sending trucks north.
#ChefsForGaza