went with connor-xander for my 🦋cos like why not. I have to find people over there. Also, my email verification code had my crush's initials in it so that gave me a little thrill in an otherwise cold and meaningless world.

I should christen the 🦋 site with goldenboy fic

my family started a gc for the holiday plans. They're complaining about ppl having christmas lights up already (with halloween stuff!!) Like maybe they're just trying to find a sliver of joy in a world filled with human suffering? Tempted to say it fulfill my role as gay cousin

this timeline is insane. Mediocre white boy pays to win fist fight with old man, two ppl are still trapped in space. Trump.

thinkin' bout messaging my brother like 'hey remember that one time I helped provide free childcare for the first 7 years of Niblings life?' Then attaching this and a link to my kofi. Pfft. I mean its true...

the youth being like 'toxic relationships, even fictional ones are bad, actually, and you shouldn't engage in them' and then turning around and shipping Gentlebeard is still funny.

not to get sentimental about the pirate show but like this is the guy that Izzy sees as Blackbeard. That's just some guy. With a sword and a skull. And a beard.

jkr being comfortable starting a harassment campaign against an actual human being but will 'take how to make a horcrux to her grave' takes a special kind of stupid.

'sorry i couldn't get any work done today, my socks were wrong.'

Fellas, I bought some mealworms for the steatoda in my basement I named suzie. and now she is GONE. I don't know if my cat stepped in her web and she abandoned it or what but now what am I going to do with 48 mealworms??

'i want to bury my face in old man armpit' great start to 2025 10/10

Just had war flashbacks to 90s christmas attire. The velour...

capyberus

I feel like monster fucking really just makes it clear how much our attraction to things is just social conditioning. Terfs don't wanna hear it. 'ew you'd date a woman with an 'outie'??" I'd date a woman with a cloaca what the fuck is your problem?

being a queer trans man is spending your life like *whispers* "I *am* a f*ggot"

True magic is con o'neill once believing he was too old to take his shirt off and now when he knows we need cheering up he sends videos of his chest hair.