yall make having a man look so fun but when I get one I wanna kms

one of my friends used to think i was a prostitute because i went home w ugly guys and i think about that a lot

When ur lighter dies mid bong and ur stuck tryna inhale the remaining bit like this

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

Still haven’t filed my taxes #idgaf #LuckyThatMyBreastsAreSmallAndHumbleSoYouDontConfuseThemWithMountains

dancing around my kitchen in my undies ripping the bong like god intended

pretty crazy how five years ago vaccines were the most devastating thing you could ever do to your body but nowadays its fine to inject chinese peptide from Temu because you cant stop snacking after dinner

I love talking to old men cause you can send when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to with a photo of a baby deer and they’ll be like oh my godddd

The way I be laughing to myself I feel like the joker every time I’m alone

Everytime I like a man he makes it his mission to humiliate me

Uhmm??? Can’t lie u guys….these new babies being born are like real fuggos :/

its seems obvious that a weed burglar broke in and used my bong to smoke all the weed and then escaped into the dead of night

it’s almost long distance low commitment hyper sexual e-situationship summer!

ive scared so many hoes smh #acknowledgement