And was reborn 👸 🇬🇧

If my friends talking shit about me at Brunch please don’t ever post it to TikTok, I dont give a fuck. Them Hoes need to vent, i be wilding

absolutely pishing mysel man this isnt even a parody 😭😭😭

"Can I bring my mate the gaff he's sound probably just sit in the corner with a beer" The mate at 5am:

He didn’t like people pouring washing up liquid on his kids and I was the £85 Grinch

When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away

When people at work tell me they enjoy working with me I’m like yea…. I know…… I am a people pleaser…… everything I do is for you to accept me….. and look what you’re doing…..accepting me….. kind of manipulative of me

Yep still a cunt Rishi Sunak

kt when fire ball by pit bull comes on

Daniel Bedingfield my pal katie would smash you, thoughts on charity boxing match???? you get dibs on charity !!!

My theory is that Kate has woken from a coma with Foreign Accent Syndrome. She now has a deep Scouse accent and is calling everyone soft lad.

The ACAB leaving my body when Scottish cops arrest JK Rowling for purposefully misgendering trans people

Sharon Osbourne hitting send on that tweet knowing she’s annihilated Amanda and fed the gays for a week

Throwback to when Sir Captain Tom headlined Glastonbury