also please help @rylenalistair financially prepare for the recovery process post-top-surgery. #Blaseballcares gofundme.com/f/2239exx3g0?u…

Number 1 doggo and #blaseball pitcher for the Shoe Thieves, Beasley Gloom.

IF ANYPONY KNOS HOW 2 GET TIME GHOSSTS OUT OF A BLASEBALL PLS HELP TACOS XDDDDDDD

i would like to thank everyone for supporting my pursuits in the siesta, most notably Jordan Hass for coining "love the glove" and having bi lighting in their profile pic

no cards as of recently due to a general sense of aloofness. enjoy these book covers in the meantime

check out this card depicting the beloved failed clone of Jordan Hass! they were incinerated in March but their legacy lives on in the hearts and minds of illiterate fans of spelling game shows everywhere!

spotlight on the moms: swirly sue invented the 50:50 gatorade/coffee combo i drink to this day!

the tension of splorts happening any Monday now.....exciting :)

card time! this one's of Blane, the masked (booted?) man of mystery of the Bismarck Galoshes. Absolute terrible batter but a fan favourite for being a weird dog with strange headgear

thinking about selling some bootlegs from my collection to raise money for ASAN. to gauge interest: please send me your favorite cards ive posted thus far and ill make note of it :)

brought a slow cooker full of shoeleather #BlaseballPotluck

Here’s a highlight from the #BlaseballPotluck! Wyatt Glover enjoying some of my great burritos! (photography creds go to the banjo kazooie nuts and bolts enjoyer)

apologies for the lack of updates. my photographer has been busy with blaseball math and its hard for me to operate the phone with one weird giant hand

lrt: oh, to have a torso! what a wonderful day that would be....

Here are Wyatt Glover and Alejandro Leaf!

forgot what team I was on

the guts is sand