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ColonialWilliamsburg

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Deep in the heart of our colony's hipster capital

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Worst part of my morning commute? Hearing "Showtime, showtime" and spending the rest of the ride trying not to get clogged in the face.

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Ale at the spotted ass, some hoop-and-stick in McCarren, then just canoeing the fuck around and getting in trouble. Happy Saturday

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At a party, got offered a "peace pipe." Made hilarious joke about how I'd take a "piece." #partylikeits1699 #IWillCatchAFatalDiseaseFromThis

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Had a BLAST last night at 3 Musketeers alehouse. They've started serving these little chocolate "bars" with the beer. Weird idea, guys!

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My "wacky" tobaccy delivery guy keeps saying he'll be here in an hour. It's like, dude, how long does it take to gallop across Brooklyn?

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Dude, two-day food coma. Cherokee Jim did it up this year! Stuffed a grouse inside the turkey. Mind=blown. #2ndthxgiving #1stTur-grouse

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I overheard two people talking about what I thought were N64 games... Turned out they were talking about tax forms. #1080 #deeptaxjoke