Austin is literally so good to me I’ve almost forgotten every shitty thing that has happened before him. I am finally being loved the way I’ve always deserved and it feels unreal.

The timeline shifted when Zayn left One Direction. No I won’t elaborate.

I am so SICK of my neighbor’s dog barking all day long. Some dogs just don’t belong in apartments and I wish people would understand that.

The Late Night Loaded Taco Doritos taste exactly like Taco Bell. What a combo.

Never in my life did I expect to kayak into a school of jellyfish in a flood control dam in West Virginia. I wish I had taken my phone out to take photos.

I’ve seen Pitbull and Ne-Yo both in concert and let me say that Give Me Everything hits different at a Pitbull show. The energy is a whole other level.

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

This man could never release a bad song. Like it simply will never exist because his artistry is perfect.

We need to stop giving just anyone a drivers license. The test needs to be harder for real

Sorry babe, my playlist only consists of 2008-2011 Sirius XM Hits 1 Weekend Countdown songs. I’m chasing the irreplicable high of skating at the bowling alley every weekend.

Whoever booked this Zach Top tour is an idiot. The venues are too small for the ticket demand ZT has.

Crying that Zayn is finally going on tour and my Zayn VIP Key says no codes available. As if I haven’t waited since March of 2015 for this.

Zayn touring shifts the timeline for me. Life’s gonna turn around now. Finally back on track from 2015.

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something

People aren’t only mourning Liam, they are mourning one direction, the memories, the experiences, a part of their childhood

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

Not my “family” being mad they’re not invited to my wedding. Ya’ll never talk to me I’m not paying to have you at my wedding. Stop being fake.

How I feel knowing Zayn picked ONE SONG from the masterpiece that is Icarus Falls to be on the setlist. DEVASTATED!!!! #StairwayToTheSkyTour

I told Austin I hate my Beats because the bass on them suck and his only response is “nothing ever has enough bass for you”. SORRY I’ve had two subs in all my cars since I was 16 broooooooo