There’s Always that one coworker that walks and starts breathing and just look at him so we’re just gonna start the day with this bullshit huh?

My boss is like a cloud when they disappear it’s a beautiful day

We used to know everything about each other but your stranger to me now

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Have you ever got drunk with you’re mom and you realized she’s more of a party animal then you 😂😂😂

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I don’t remember how to get home

Have you ever been flipped off by a hitch hiker for not picking them up?

Today was a first for me I’ve never been to a job where the costumer was smoking a joint when talking to us #tuesdayvibe

Honestly, who gives a fuck if you give a fuck.

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Don’t you love it when you get a congratulations card and money even tho your not the one who graduated 😂😂

Doing push-ups during a keg stand still counts as working out for the day right??

Bro why is my snap acting up💀

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me Philippians 4:13

It’s official I beat teen pregnancy!

Guess who bought Lloyd from Yellowstone a beer last night oh yeah I did🙋‍♂️

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Stay stoned my friends.

You’re not alone…