Me dodging Succession spoilers today

DJing my sister’s sweet 16. Need to figure out how to mix Taylor Swift into some dirty techno so I can educate the youth.

Shaking my gf and hearing all the soup inside her slosh around

Ok but if they don’t rescue the submarine at least those people got an authentic Titanic experience

Am I dramatic or does everyone make peace with their own death when the plane hits turbulence?

Frank Ocean

boy lunch

This place is awesome

you think the nativity guys ever hung out again. having beers like haha remember when we saw that baby

*watches the putin interview …I could fix him

I would do horrible things to get the Tyler the Creator Louis Vuitton chessboard 😳

Is this a scam? It feels like a scam but also I want a Gucci belt so my judgement is cloudy.

Why is there not a bidet on every toilet? It’s 2024 and we’re still wiping our asses like cavepeople??

Saturday art haul 🤠

I will use the handicap stall every time I do not care

9 am: “oh hey, peacock has an olympics ‘goldzone’, that looks fun” 2 pm: “if fiji doesn’t come back and beat france in this gold medal rugby sevens match I will kill myself”

Why did every TV show in 2020/2021 decide to make a covid season? Makes me want to skip the whole season as soon as I see a mask.

This argument is so inhumane. That ~5% of abortions that these people deem *justified* is 50,000 women. 50,000 real human beings every year that can’t decide what happens with their own bodies, regardless of the situation.

You know when you order Uber Eats and your driver gets the food and just runs away? Like they’re trying to get as far from you as possible? Why do they do that? Maybe my food is just that good and they are hungry idk

patrick don’t kill my vibe