I wonder if waffles is thinking about me

Started tearing up at the bar showing people pictures of Waffles 🥺

6 years ago today, I got Bowser. Fuck I’m old man

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now just remember nobody cares and it does get worse 🤍

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

Happy new years. Your rent is due. 🎊

Always treat your landlord right

real estate mfs making $500 a month from their rentals and when a pipe breaks lose all their profit for 3 years

And this is why so many people are obese. Blame everything else but themselves. Take accountability for yourself and your actions.

I ended up selling 20 in 2025. Who you work with is important. Make sure you’re doing research on your agent and not working with someone who does it on the side or part time.

“Bro can you go out tonight? Nah man I am broke.” Roth IRA: $82,564.22 Taxable: $251,553.19 Checking: $33.59 This is the way.

Remember this when a celebrity tires to tell you how to vote.

i don’t understand american tips being % of the total. if i order a 20€ plate or a 50€ plate you did the exact same task, but expect to be tipped more just because one of the meals was more expensive?

Holy fuck dude I served with her in my old unit. RIP wow

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Politicians when you ask them to ban insider trading

Stop eating 4,000 calories a day and assuming it's only 2,000.

I have beef with personal trainers that aren’t in shape. Why are you teaching things you can’t do yourself?