committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies [#BetterCallSaul]

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

Sometimes I think “oh I’ve definitely seen the smallest lesbian I’ll ever see” and then a Keebler elf in a Carhartt beanie and microscopic hiking boots will pop out of a literal hollow

happy birthday battler #umineko

[ #deltarune ] WELCOME TO THE CITY

We love you, Carol! #pluribus

nothing has ever come close 😭

Carooooool #pluribus

kisses gf twice hits emote

[ #deltarune ] the culmination of your very being.

I shudder at the notion of a big thief. They are trouble enough at their average stature

behind every hot person is an unhealthy slightly concerning attachment to the only canon lesbian couple on yellowjackets van palmer and taissa turner portrayed by liv hewson and jasmin savoy brown and lauren ambrose and tawny cypress

it’s genuinely wild how you can kick ONE COMPANION out of the inquisition at any point in the game for no reason. and no other character has that option. like what the actual hell is that

Pluribus in Mario Kart

kind of late but its taivan's day!!! 🎉🎉🎉