I cannot think of a worse way to buy software than issuing an RFP.

Welp. I'm remote, Slack is down, and my morning productivity has gone to another level.

Major shout out to my Amazon Help peeps today for having to deal with foam-at-the-mouth rage from customers. Y'all are the real MVPs. Deep breath! #PrimeDay

Aaaaand Slack is down. Which means no one is seeing any of my hilarious work jokes.

I've only been watching #RHOC for three years but is Shane literally the worst? He is, right?

Karma for Chandler would be having to manage several Chandlers. Punishment would be reporting to a Chandler as Chandler. #BelowDeck

But WE’RE all going to be happy, Captain Lee! #BelowDeck

It is truly an honor to work with this woman. Michelle Y. Bess brings something to the table I've never seen in ANY other company I've worked for and we are so lucky to have her!

Thank you for giving this to us at the top of the episode. Thank you, Bravo. #BelowDeck

This the best episode of #BelowDeck I’ve ever seen across both franchises and we are only at the first commercial break. Just spectacular.

“You coming to work today?” “No.” #BelowDeck

Wait you said you said what to Josiah? #BelowDeck

#DrunkDonLemon is going to drink this Veuve out of a beer bong watch

So validating to see the crew noticing the completely creepy and inappropriate behavior of the chef! #BelowDeck

Josiah forever. Permanent addition, please, Andy Cohen! #BelowDeck

I feel like I’ve said this before, but friends don’t let friends wear fragrance on airplanes.

I recently pledged 30 minutes to mentor a female student/recent grad this March with #mentor100kwomen. I wholeheartedly encourage you to sign up as a mentor or mentee on nextplay.ai/100k #payitforward #mentorship

Y’all. #TemptationIsland

I still haven’t fully processed Chef Rachel Hargrove’s big moment from last week. Her reaction was BIG, relatable Office Space energy. Who hasn’t fantasized about that kind of “I’m out,” honestly?! So glad she’s back. #BelowDeck

Hitting inbox 0 is its own reward, but Superhuman makes it extra special by showing us pretty things when we clear out our emails. This one got a gasp from me today. Roughly 10 seconds passed before a new email came in, but still! Stunning!