So mad rn I could Warm This Honey Bun Up For 5 Mins & Throw It On This bitch Back😭

Look this pic of Tim and pop🇵🇦 from tonight

if i fumbled me i’d kill myself

also adulthood is just to do list after to do list and who signed me up for this

Hold on na Vickie!

Gypsy Rose is gonna love sexyy red I can just feel it

fresh out of prison with a new iphone 15 and a 12 pack of dr. pepper iktr

I get in Ubers and just start lying

Sometimes u gotta blame ya self for what u go thru, because u knew better

Imagine we went out for breakfast and then enjoyed an easy day together. Forever

idk how to stop seeing both sides to every situation

how am i supposed to lose weight when im not used to losing ?

My friend just said, “you taste something once and then get overly obsessed with it for like a month. which mental disorder is that connected to?” Oh.. that’s not..

The housing market

me going straight to the deviled eggs at the cookouts

Whenever I’m out with someone and they start off with a Caesar salad I know they about to tear that menu up

when i do both Rihanna & Eminem’s parts in Love the way you lie

Co-parenting a pet with an ex