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Chris Collins

@cmcollins001

We all post as if someone cares. They don't.

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calendar_today25-09-2013 21:49:42

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Today I had to totally wipe and restore a Windows laptop. Something I haven't done in a very long time after personally switching to MacOS. This is a painful process and the amount of storage used by the Windows OS and the junk that comes with it is just insane to me.

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My name is not Mary. I don't know a Becky. And I'm not really that fond of seafood. But hey, when you catch me when I'm bored, I'll play along.

My name is not Mary. I don't know a Becky. And I'm not really that fond of seafood. But hey, when you catch me when I'm bored, I'll play along.
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With everything going on in this world, the The New York Times throwing the mini crossword behind a paywall has me more irked than it really has any right to.

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I'm confused. Disney fires Gina Carano 🕯 for what she posts and hardly anyone says anything, and she has to fight for years to make it right. Disney does the same to Jimmy Kimmel and it's somehow national tragedy and we're losing our 1A rights? What? Sounds like hypocrisy to me.

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On a road trip to see the fam so that means the traditional Buc-ee's stop for a monster brisket sammich and other various treats.

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Dear Creditors and World in General, Due to the general increase in the cost of everything, like mortgage, food, breathable air, intrusive thoughts, and simply waking up every morning, I'm broke. Broke in all the ways imaginable. Mental, physical, emotional, and financial.

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Does the FBI database track how many people die from choking on their own spit? Because I feel I'm going to be on that list.

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There's so much rage baiting for clicks, views, and profit these days. People don't care about what's going on, they just post to get a rise out of both sides so they can farm engagement and cash a check. Fine, do whatever to make your bank, but every platform is getting so