Tanned. Rested. Ready.

That’s what yall do, yall clowns. Use players to push these corny agendas yall got. This a brotherhood fam, u not apart of. It’s a problem now cuz social media got u clowns walkin around wit your chest out like u mean something. YOU DONT!!! YOUR TAKES DONT MATTER

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you can achieve your dreams, if you believe.

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

me: my son doesn’t wear diapers anymore now that he’s pr trained you: do you mean potty trained my son, with shit on his face: I am shocked and deeply saddened by the allegations being levied against me. Needless to say, they are false. I have always been an ally to women, and

My new special is out on Netflix right now. Give it a watch.

close second but nobody will ever beat her

Girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend’s friend core

Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"

Apparently a “Rorschach test” is just a bunch of drawings of me being molested

my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

Just picked these up from Trader Joe’s! 4 sandwiches for $3.50 is great value and they are perfect for lunches! -CM

WOW! Crane barge spotted on Lake Monona. You never know what you’re gonna see! -CM

what are we sipping on Pete Hegseth

Not. Done. Yet.

#tears

Today is a very special day for me as I will be receiving my 18th championship ring tonight at Dodgers Stadium. We will celebrate our back-to-back World Series Championships at ring night - I’m so excited!!! I currently have (1) Everett High School State Championship, (1)