⠀ ⠀   ᴄᴏᴄᴋу ʙʀᴀɪɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴄᴏɴꜰɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ʙɪᴍʙᴏ                                        𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄                                        𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑                                        𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃.   ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴩᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ⠀ ⠀

“𝕄𝕪 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕄𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪!” 𝐀 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐘𝐮 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚 • 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲! 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭! ↻  &  ♡

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ . . . . . . ɪꜱ ɪɴ .ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ

Ragdolls onto the ground.

Might as well give 'em a squeeze! Feels better to grope a big 'ol pair of honkers when they're not her own. 😊

*Honks seductively*

Smacking you in the face with a cream pie while you give her a creampie.

Stays on the ground for a comically long amount of time before finally springing back up.

Guess she'd better take a peek, huh?

If she can't handle her at her clowniest, she doesn't deserve her at her... something hot that rhymes with clowniest. 😡

Flipping up her skirt...!

It's okay, she'll just be splattered with a squirting flower right afterwards! All cleaned up, mostly. Still dripping wet, though...

She's full of pleasant surprises, what a coincidence!

They 100% make the exact honking noise she expects them to, yes. What kind of clown would she be if they didn't?!

“𝙵𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝. 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸’𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.” 𝐀 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐔𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚 • 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐮𝐤𝐨! 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭! ↻  &  ♡

Honk honk. ♡

Why bother? Follow that urge.