Guy: “You’re so hot” Girl: “You’re looking hot!” Guy: “yeah, I’m sweating” - NoDa, CLT

My dad asking the important questions

Deputies said they will not be stopping drivers for things like inspection violations, driving with a revoked license, having window tinting that’s too dark or having a taillight out. wsoctv.com/news/local/mec…

Breaking! Scandal rocks Charlotte City Council. Today we learned that local government is embroiled in an HR scandal, ten council members were caught chatting on a group chat called "No Dimple Allowed."

stop playing it cool just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for u

*approx ~30s guy handing another approx ~30s guy something* Guy 1: “Nah man, I’m not doing drugs tonight” Guy 2: “bro, look in your hand” Guy 1: “OH FUCK EARPLUGS THANKS MAN”

A little treat for your Halloween shopping spree.

Pick your fighter:

Check out this amazing snapshot a friend sent me from yesterday morning. His boss was flying into ⁦CLT Airport⁩ while we had the low clouds overhead. If you zoom in, that’s some of the Uptown skyline poking through the clouds. Photo credit: Laurie Ellis.

Congrats adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

Today’s Agenda: - create beef with LIB Producers #AdThatIAmNotBeingPaidFor

“Elon Musk bought the Gastonia of tech companies” - Uptown

I suck at hiding gifts. An hour later i be like "you wanna see what I got you"

“I can’t believe we got cockblocked by carbonara” - Uptown

btw a house party is the only thing worth doing on new year’s eve, if you are paying actual dollars to go stand at a bar you are a sucker

New Year’s Resolution: Eat More Bojangles.

“If we're doing dry January can we still do shrooms?” “We're saying no to alcohol not drugs.”

All-timer of a typo in #CLT this morning.