Crypto bros pretending to care about UFC is the ultimate bear market confirmation. Exit all markets.

We need a Crypto Twitter truth and reconciliation committee for all doomer bears 🐻 from the last few weeks who will say “it was just irony brooo!” HFSP #btc $btc

Smart money hedging $BTC with $keif as it moons for a new ATH. That’s my CEO 😤

🎶 Sometimes all I think about is $WOO. Late nights in the middle of June. No fees been freakin’ me out. You’ll either make it or not. 🎶

Lmfao remember the “random pump” narrative for $woo? How’s that aging rn? HFSP

Right when I think I’ve blocked every #Bloomberg account advertising on Twitter, another one pops up. They just keep multiplying.

LET IT RIP, TATER CHIP $WOO

$EOLS holders with diamond hands will be elevated to king status. See you at $24 next month.

312 MA on #BTC will save us.

If everything isn’t just going straight to zero — might just go all in on $BAO here.

CT bear 🐻 larpers shaking in their boots #btc

Short scalpers about to risk it all #btc

1 hour to btfo all CT bears on the weekly. #btc

Weekly coming down to the wire $btc #btc

#Louisville could balance their entire budget with 1/41 the price of the Senator Dianne Feinstein Lake Tahoe mansion.

$bao Summer is back on.

$TLRY bottom in? Ready to front run the daily 200 EMA and send this thing back to $24.

Democracy is buying radio ads to tell black people that Covid is the #1 cause of death in America.

Democracy is buying enough advertising to convince people to vote for their own slavery.