"You better not be a cunty pipe organ from a direct to video Disney sequel about Christmas when I get there" Me:

Did we get a deathbed confession.

I think about Jesse Plemons' perfect line delivery in this Game Night scene at least once a day.

stop calling them boneless wings ok they are chicken nuggets.

I’m always gonna be here. For you. But apparently we’re going to a construction yard with bulldozers and, like, crushing shit with bulldozers

the serve continues

‘BRIDE OF CHUCKY’ was released 26 years ago today.

Wonder how the gals from the clique books are doing.. wishing them the best!

Matthew Lillard at the premiere of Scream (1996)

Didn’t you kill a woman

We’ll always have the SUR alleyway

at its peak Vanderpump Rules was nothing less than the greatest reality show of all time

If you think women can’t discuss football because it’s a “man’s sport” then I sincerely hope you also think men shouldn’t discuss female reproductive rights

Listen we are a stupid fucking country full of monstrous idiots but we absolutely have earned the right to decide what a burger is

Weighing out our options for Friday night

I am completely shocked by this news #PumpRules #TheValley

A rat is a rat