Cleveleys springtime weather- There will be wind and rain today, following a night of heavy rain and winds, followed by some windy rain and later some rainy wind.

The world is today waking up to what we have been telling you about Mark Menzies for years. #MarkMenzies

Gamers from the 1980s will probably remember this classic on the #ZXSpectrum - 'Sewage Slalom' from Clesoft. Players must make their way along Cleveleys beach, avoiding the sewage spills and seabound stools which are constantly being thrown at you by the evil United Utilities.

What, the same Mark Menzies MP who took drugs with a Brazilian rent boy, gave alcohol to a dog to get it drunk and consistently voted in favour of pumping raw sewage into the sea while feigning outrage over it in public is now being called 'sleazy'??? Never!

Princess Anne visited Fleetwood yesterday, and was keen to experience the local culture.

First class parking.

Signs of service improving at Norbreck Castle Hotel. Dave has only been waiting 25 years for a sandwich - we've still not the chicken in a basket and 2 Babychams we ordered in 1979.

It’s #quitsmoking week in Blackpool apparently…..

Yes, Little and Large lived next door to each other in these Cleveleys houses.

You no longer have to pay to access the public toilets in Garstang….

Hylda Baker used to live with her monkeys in this house on Cleveleys (now demolished). Her pets would regularly escape and raid neighbouring houses for bananas.

Congratulations to new Lytham parents Barnaby and Arabella Farquhar-Henry on the birth of their twin boys Farrow and Ball.

C Cabs driver jumped the queue to get petrol at Morrisons, had a go at the cashier for 'closing early yesterday' and then had another go when they checked his Scottish fiver, despite adding 'we don't accept them'.

From the South Pier to the North Pier, a very busy day for the RNLI Blackpool, Blackpool Beach Patrol, and HM Coastguard here in Blackpool today. #Blackpool #RNLI #999coastguard #hmcoastguard #Blackpool council

Parts of Poulton-le-Fylde without power tonight causing residents to light-le-candles and unable to watch-le-tv.

We agree.

The original lyrics to the Commodores “Easy Like Sunday Morning” were “Cleveleys on Sunday Morning” after Lionel Richie had a weeks holiday at the Cala Gran and got the bus to Cleveleys on a quiet Sunday morning. #fact

“… Yeah I’m in Cleveleys
In Cleveleys on Sunday morning..”