I picked the wrong time to re-install twitter.

Are you really from The Midwest if you don’t gate-keep cold weather to southerners?

Once again, i end up reusing X during politically tense moments in American history.

“@WhitePplLyrics: Do not release that thun thun thun from my grasp” whitlock

I think we got great seats. #CincinnatiReds instagram.com/p/dX6w7Aht6u/

youtu.be/5znn5bMDVkg whitlock

What instagram.com/p/ddL_2Xht6l/

I feel like i need to work on my maturity.

Making a cat swallow an iron isn’t nearly as funny as it looks on Tom & Jerry.

One of the easiest and most undesirable things people do on social media, including myself, is complain.

Mini fridge- 1, whitlock- 0.

#flannelfriday should be every Friday

God has so made man's heart that nothing can ever fill it but God Himself. - Spurgeon

I believe that the number of parody accounts for obscure theologians increases as Bible college students start each year.

So glad Jim and Jeff have agreed to make "Associate and Youth Pastor 2."

Yo church so Congregational, not even its chess sets have bishops! #YouCantTellMeWhatTheRulesAre

Remember, Sunday is Benny Hinn day. Everybody get ready to fall back.

How do I Twitter again?