when someone asks me “how was work today”

Sometimes I forget how blind I am until I put on my glasses

No one: Me after a drop of alcohol:

It’s a good day when the Vikings win. An even better day when it’s against the packers.

In 2014, Tatanysha Hedman discovered that her husband, Vincent Phillips, raped and molested their daughter. Upon discovering this, she took matters into her own hands and set him on fire. The 40-year-old mother waited for her husband to fall asleep, then she poured kerosene on

Shake shack>in n out

Nobody: Me:”Can you crack my back”

Do not mistake my kindness as weakness.

I smiled at a customer today and she deadass said “don’t look at me” and honestly she real for that.

May 25 be good to me💗

Having an older lady tell me I look like a Disney princess was such an elite compliment.

Having money, as a woman, is sooooo important.

I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious

And it’s having a Bible verse in your bio when you sleep with kids for me

It’s crazy how wrong you can be about a person.

I miss you but heaven is so lucky to have you

Very heavy on if they wanted to, they would.

Having someone you were in love with pass away is so hard and I don’t wish this heartbreak upon anyone.

“I don’t know whats worse… these bitches, bed bugs, or roaches” -Jackie

How did “daddy issues” become an insult to women when it’s men who failed as fathers