Having the weekend off I love this for me

Watching the greatest hits it looks cute enough

Yo soy: “a mis molletes les falta queso”

I was talking to my sister about how my hair keeps falling due to stress and her response was : maybe you should start drinking

Finale recap of a TV season that premiered 36 hours ago. The cultural conversation wrapped up in two days. The binge model is killing the zeitgeist.

That lady ain’t seeing heaven

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

But no one complains about how unnatural drugs are for limp dicks. By that biology~ logic men should accept their limp dicks.

“34yos can’t chug beer, 40yos shouldn’t be at sex parties they need to take care of their grandkids, every tv show should have a character who represents absolute moral goodness” the kids are strict as hell

me: social media is rotting our brains its a net negative for the world
also me: :) dancing bears

Legend

oh noooooo i’m so scared of dev patel

I went viral yesterday lmao

sometimes the annoying person is right