every picture is a story

This is what Youtubers would upload within the first three hours of an alien visiting Earth for the first time:

Yeah, every single thing he said was wrong you stupid motherfucker. You learn this shit in Freshman year of high school

Trying to flex your million+ follower count in a thread that’s gotten less than 50 likes is way funnier than anything else this dumb fuck has ever done

Damn dude, that’s crazy. Anyways

Origin of the grim ripper

yanno man, i don’t think i’m going to take your word on what is pedophilia and what isn’t

There's just no way dude

Day 91 of drawing one Bart per day (BPD).

Happy #SimpleBartSunday to all <3 Tell someone you love them today, even if it’s your cat or hamster or anyone else.

🖤TWF🖤

i used to hate doing things like Runecrafting, but now it’s so chill in comparison to all the active shit I’m up to (mostly bossing) that it’s what i do to wind down before bed when i have free time

You motherfuckers have zero resolve. None. You don’t actually believe in anything you say

“Technically I’m not a pedophile for wanting to fuck the cartoon child since she can’t go through puberty”

lmfao

Video leaking out of Fetterman’s office shows a hostile work environment. Watch as he intimidates this staffer for simply checking to make sure he hadn’t stroked out again

My gay ass son and his husband just bought the car of their dreams. I’m so beyond proud and happy for them ✨

Love is love 🖤

you date her right after moving to brooklyn. she has an art degree and mild bpd. works as a barista. you go to bookstores and punk shows with her. confess your love after IPAs and some blow. then its over. you could have married her. had a life with her. but you chose darkness.