My wife's left town My Tesla burnt down My dog ran away with the cat My colleagues at work all think I'm a twat I cook my own meals And I have to say It's real fucking hard On 30p a day But my heart will not bleed I will spend my time Learning to read. (Too soon🤔🤔🤣)

Brutal hit on the government from Channel 4’s The Last Leg

Dear Rachel Reeves Liz Kendall Keir Starmer if unpaid carers lose their carers allowance due to PIP reforms and are pushed into work, are you going to pick up the social care bill to cover the care we provide for free?

Crying 🤣🤣🤣

And now, a look at JD Vance putting on Donald Trump's makeup ;) (SOUND UP)

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Good morning America. Today you start paying 104% more for some everyday products. You thick fucks. Serves you right for voting for a convicted felon and failed businessman called Donald J. Trump .

Under Labour's EVIL PIP CUTS, 46% will lose their Daily Living PIP. 87% will lose their Basic Daily Living PIP!

2025: Nigel Farage, "We've never ever ever suggested anything other than the NHS should be free" 2012: Nigel Farage, "We need to think about healthcare very very differently. We're going to have to move to an insurance based system of healthcare" And don't forget, in 2016

🌟Over 1,000 of us have signed our open letter. Doctors, nurses, professors, carers, clergy — and most importantly, disabled people — are uniting to say: these cuts are a threat to health and dignity. Every single name adds pressure so pls sign & share✍️ tinyurl.com/2tvfvzft

I’m SICK of saying it, but I’ll say it again. Asylum seekers can’t claim benefits. You need an NI number to do that. Asylum seekers aren’t staying in 5* hotels. Asylum seekers get £49.18p a week to live on. Could YOU live on that? NOPE. So stop pretending they’re living it large.

Want to know why Nigel Farage MP is still in politics? Look no further than his register of financial interests which is now 9 pages long! In the last 10 months he’s made hundreds of thousands of pounds and dedicated thousands of hours to non-MP and non-Reform related ventures.

So, let’s try begin with the Basics, Since You Keep Getting This Wrong To even be eligible for the Motability Scheme, you must be in receipt of the enhanced rate of the mobility component of Personal Independence Payment (PIP) or Disability Living Allowance (DLA) — and it has to

When you have a job as an MP and you’re supposed to be in the HoC representing your constituency but you’d rather prance around looking like a complete idiot with three bodyguards. (Who’s paying for them?)

PIP is not an out of work benefit PIP is not an out of work benefit PIP is not an out of work benefit PIP is not an out of work benefit PIP is not an out of work benefit PIP is not an out of work benefit PIP is not an out of work benefit PIP is not an out of work benefit

Dear The Labour Party MPs, We need you to sign the amendment. You cannot, in good conscience, vote for a Green Paper that will affect—quite literally—millions of the most vulnerable people in the country without an Impact Assessment. Work with us. Please sign now. Thanks, Everyone

If you are a Reform UK voter, and you are genuinely concerned about the challenges faced by women in the United Kingdom today. How do you feel about this?

47 of the 151 men arrested in far right riots in Hull had been reported for prior domestic abuse. One convicted for repeatedly punching an ex girlfriend. Plus, at least one rapey bastard. NONE OF THIS IS ABOUT PROTECTING WOMEN. It is RACISM.

I sometimes forget how spectacular Skegness can be.

“Illegal migrant invasion spotted at Alton Towers” fumes Rupert Lowe.