You know what’s more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.

huge news

baby the city codes require that

I don’t think I’m gonna get over The Black Dog in the next 90 minutes unfortunately but here we go showgirls

“They bought tickets to Hairspray and expected Les Misérables” -tiktok comment about TLOAS haters LMAOOO

She’s wrong here bc actually I know what she’s talking about

Rat Emma and Donkey Alan are exactly why they make sense as a couple

imagine getting a new job and the brother of your coworker who hasn’t worked there since the obama administration says you don’t deserve it #dwts

this is my version of when people say their dogs favorite words to get them riled up

The flying monkeys watching Elphaba sing No Good Deed:

if i was the muppets id make sabrina sing house tour with the talking houses

Elmo gets to spend his birthday talking #WinterOlympics with Mr. Bowen and Mr. Matt? ELMO THINKS SO, HONEY! ❤️ ❄️☕️🎙️

In another life I’m one of the Muppet chickens dancing w/Sabrina if you even care

Reasons to be proud of America today: -The Muppets -Bad Bunny -The U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Team

when Annie met a dog and immediately started singing showtunes at it I felt that

i wish there were jerseys for figure skating i would get an alysa liu one so fast

The secrets out! Can’t wait to celebrate the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary special with all of you! March 24 on Disney+. 🤫

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

me and somebody’s dad at work