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A gentle reminder that all your panic buying will be going out of date soon. Enjoy your 36 egg omelette, you fat wankers.

Compare how each country is protecting it's healthcare workers. Chinese PPE on the left / British PPE on the right It is criminal negligence by UK govt & it's going to kill & seriously injure many frontline NHS workers and their families. Johnson knew this was coming since Jan.

If everyone who is grateful for NHS staff right now followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight Together we can share positive stories and messages of thanks and hope to keep morale as high as possible Thank you x

If you don't go to the window, peer out into your next door neighbours garden and mutter "What the fuck are they up to now?" At least twice a day are you even in quarantine?

The only reason he wants people to inject bleach is he thinks it will make everybody white.

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Unbelievable letter from school regarding coronavirus measures. Unbelievable.

Loving it!!! 😂😂😂

More from Dominic Cummings...

There's something quite heartbreaking about watching MPs asking sensible, specific questions about literal life-or-death matters, and Johnson just releasing a bunch of posh noises whilst looking lost and knackered.

The White House made a highlight reel to celebrate Trump’s heroic walk across the street for his bible photo op...

Please come back Barack Obama The world needs you.

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Flip flops off. Slippers on. #winter #coldtoes #lastofthesun

Just doing a poll. How much do people ask their 20+ kids to pay for living at home?

Wearing/not wearing a mask after July 19th will be the new Brexiter/Remainer divide. It never fucking ends...