Decided to ditch public transport and walked 7 miles to hand deliver a Mother’s Day card. I couldn’t go in but we spoke at distance, her from her front door. She looked at my red trainers and said “you walked seven miles in these? Just as well the streets are empty.”

Enjoying Sarah at Confab 2023 😊 #ContentDesign

In 1988, Margaret Thatcher proudly declared that the barriers to trade in Europe were coming down. In 2020, the same party is putting the barriers back up. Progress can never be taken for granted! theguardian.com/politics/2020/…

The joys of a Cornish staycation. Today’s plan: hire a boat for a few hours checking out inlets and coves. Reality: getting wet feet in a flooded Tesco car park after doing the weekly shop 😂

‘Brexit deal never made sense’ says man who negotiated it, signed it, prevented MPs from scrutinising it, campaigned for it and won a general election on the back of it:

“When a thoughtless or unkind word is spoken, best tune out. Reacting in anger or annoyance will not advance one’s ability to persuade,” wrote Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in 2016. Read her Op-Ed. nyti.ms/33N2Vmu

Pretty damn overthemoon pleased about this: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Christmas is for giving. So this year we’ve taken a ‘DIY’ approach to our Christmas ad & are giving the money we’ve saved directly to our charity partners, Crisis @TrussellTrust, to help them tackle homelessness & hunger in the UK. papajohns.co.uk/givingmore #GivingMoreThisXmas

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So, I've had the jab: a) No improvement in wifi. b) Bill Gates has not been in touch. c) I have not grown a tail. Very disappointed.

Can’t stop watching Boris being narrated by David Attenborough 😂

Oliver Dowden First Lady Melania Trump Carrie Johnson Sorry Oliver Dowden, but this is not true. We did not benefit from any CRF money as we were not eligible to apply. It turned out having a good level of cash reserves meant we had to fend for ourselves and utilise our own reserves.

Heading out. Bit of an #ad. But my lad Jake Really does Love his #Kanken Art bag …! The pack has a unique print designed to raise awareness of plastic pollution in our oceans. A classic design with heritage back to the 70s. ‘Like you dad’….haha.  #Fjallraven #NatureIsWaiting

Bloody loving the David Baddiel show this evening. There is a fan of The Mary Whitehouse Experience in the audience under 55 though 😂 #45 That’s me that is.

"I need your pension money back. There's an investment banker in Tunbridge Wells who needs their garden landscaping. It's all part of levelling up."

Yes, Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position of being like it was before Brexit.

My stepdad Chris Packham has bared the brunt of obsessive bullies who’ve burnt down his gates, thrown dead animals into his garden + sent death threats. They spread lies and hate because he stands up for wildlife. I stand by him wholeheartedly Pls share crowdjustice.com/case/support-c…

Oh Starbucks UK why have you stopped stocking the one gluten free sandwich option you had 😭