Holiday

knits

Who is she?

I downloaded all the data Amazon has on me, and honestly the creepiest thing about it is that they sent me the *actual audio files* of every time I spoke* to Amazon Alexa *years ago when I was young and foolish about surveillance

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

kraków, mnk 3025 i, pages 469-470

why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham

so what's all this then

Yes another masterpiece by the greatest artist of my generation has dropped

I want all my friends and loved ones to know that my holiday gifts come with a "I will bear no ill will towards you if you sell or exchange this item" guarantee. do what you gotta

how to tell if a cashmere knit is high quality 1. cheap cashmere is coated w chemicals, so when ur in a store, bring the sweater up to ur nose & smell it 2. rub it across ur lips to see if it's greasy 3. put the sleeve in ur mouth & taste it 4. now gently chew 5. eat the sleeve

"Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic", die cut advertising card, mid-1890s. This thick syrup was given to kids (and adults!) as a preventative and relief of malaria and its resulting chills and fever🐷

Japanese Coca-Cola Ads from the 1990’s

to mosquitos, i am girl dinner….the girl dinner…is ME

dürer’s pillow study from 1493 always gets me in my feelings