What a devastatingly brilliant ad Greenpeace UK

bras in a-c cup: these have been crafted in lace by our finest silk worms bras in dd+ cup: we have recommissioned these old army parachuted

Oh, come on guys— give Jennifer Aniston a break. 😉 #FriendsReunion

There are 2 types of fiction writers I rep: 1. Who gives a shit, it’s fiction 2. I will request the 1768 almanac from a library in Massachusetts to see the weather patterns for a small town in North Dakota to see if it makes sense for my characters to stand in the rain and talk

Joanna Lumley, for anyone who needs to read this today.

It’s…

My brain when everything is fine

I honestly love witnessing the month(s) long soft-launches of new boyfriends. a hand at the other side of the table, in the corner of the picture? god forbid, a mysterious bunch of flowers on your story? a hotel room?? you can get invested in this shit

If drinks after work isn't socialising but classed as a work meeting then we all have a lot of overtime we need to be invoicing for.

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."

Yes! Me! Hi mum Liddle chu 👋🏻

Hitting a wall with sorting out a minor admin change with ThreeUKSupport - been kicked off the live chat twice. No one can fix the issue. Complained but can’t log in to see the response. Must have lost 5 hours already on this 😣 Updating details has taken me 30 secs elsewhere