I wasn’t hungover this morning and I find that very suspicious

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*kelsey telling me she got a degree* Me: so are you a bachelor now? Kelsey: no I’m an associate

We went to take Ledger on a walk the other day and Tyler says “road beers?” He turns me on

I had this idea awhile back that if I leave a text unread it’ll remind me to go back and respond. Well here I am two years later with 400 unread texts and worse than ever at responding 🥲

So my son won’t eat beans but he just took a bite out of his dads deodorant??????

Trader Joe’s frozen food is superior

I just got an air fryer and I don’t even know how to ACT

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I get so upset when couples on movies/tv shows aren’t together in real life. Ughhhh

Why am I so content with being engaged, like I have no desire to plan a wedding at all. Catch Ty and I engaged for 10 more years lol

I am very treats-motivated like I get myself to do a lot of things by buying myself a little treat after. I think this works very well!! my bank account does not agree.

You’re lying if you say you can spell “definitely” without autocorrect