*panic-buying bananas from tomorrow*

My 12yo cooked us steak basted with rosemary and garlic butter, broccoli and potatoes for lunch. There was also a delicious red wine sauce made from scratch but his dad and I ate ours before he had a chance to take… instagram.com/p/CBqJeQMnF1l/…

If you want to start a business in June/July 2020, first solve a problem, secondly be HONEST. The days of telling customers anything to close are over. Don't promise a feature that doesn't exist yet, a price you can't deliver on, or a service your company can't do well.

Just sitting watching the pool fill up. The sound is very calming. It’s the most peaceful I’ve felt for weeks. #dayoff instagram.com/p/CB2XRNTHTpz/…

This offering pleases me greatly #Grade5herewecome #Drummer #12yo #newmusicmotivation #straighttoQueensoftheStoneAge #thatsmyboy instagram.com/p/CB8Q2gYn1U_/…

Falling in love is easy, staying in love is a challenge, letting go is hard, and moving on is the hardest.

Yes!!!! #freshtrim instagram.com/p/CCT-yl5naJzL…

Any Media Studies teachers out there who can help my son (about to go into Year 11) complete his Media Studies GCSE? School have pulled subject due to lack of teaching resource. 2 years down the pan, as he started syllabus in Year 9. Needs coursework element. Willing to pay.

Fun Fact: The word 'bed' looks like an actual bed.

Dad of 3 girls calls: he has tested positive. OK, I say, you ok? Not too bad, he says. How are the girls, I ask. Then it dawns on me. They were in today, I say. Yes, he says. But you had symptoms last week, I say. Should they have been off, he asks. Mother of christ, I say.

good morning

Lovely stuff 💙

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As the weekend kicks in, don’t forget to enter our PlayStation 5 giveaway, with the winner drawn midnight on Monday. Those who are asking about the first giveaway winners, they haven’t contacted us back so we are redrawing the winners. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy the weekend!

I've just received an email expressing the hope that I'm well, WITHOUT adding '...in all this madness' or '...at least, as well as can be expected'. Feels like a new dawn.

The best part about lunchtime running is the running. The worst part is hailstones. In May. #hailstonesdontmixwithrunning #runner #lunchrun

Maskless couple on the train discussing the steep rise in coronavirus cases like Icarus opining on the heat of the sun.

A reminder of the word ‘forswunk’ (13th century): exhausted from too much work. To be ‘foreswunk’ is to be exhausted before you even begin.

Just beautiful. And so funny. And moments when I have to watch from behind a cushion. Thank you. Ricky Gervais #AfterLife3 #shehadtheonegoodhand