True….

he’s from fucking peru

“If you don’t work hard at school you’ll end up going to Wetherspoons at 8 in the morning and then going out to paint roundabouts”.

Menopausal mummy bear drinking whiskey with this view. Steady 26 degrees even at this time. Anxiety alert - son in town centre. He’d better get home safe…

And he’s home… 👮🏼‍♀️💕

Just seen a new Headteacher post and I thought how incredibly young she looks. Then I remember how my new police officer son is annoyed with the comments he gets… A massive well done and good luck to all the next generation ❤️👍

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Listening to Abigail, Clarissa was unsure she had grasped the concept of ‘putting the washing out’… Have a great Thursday everyone #eastend #history #humour

Finally, a cross-over I can get behind. #corrie

As extravagant as it is being away for almost 3 weeks, I will miss a couple of hours sat outside with just myself and the radio for company. Waiting for the world to wake up 💕

My hair better be in the best condition when I get home on Thursday. 3 weeks of solid conditioner, sun block, no hair dryer/straighteners/tongs. It’s still gonna look a chuff I bet 🤷‍♀️🤣

Rest easy now 💕 #RickyHatton

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So Thomas Skinner ⚒ had post-wedding nerves years ago? It’s not right & I imagine his wife was off the scale furious. They got over it, have a beautiful family. Made a few quid from the papers this morning? Bosh 👍 Be kind folks, been a massive day for sad news 🥊 💔#rickyhatton

I’ve never heard such a heartsick chap as I did this afternoon. Well done Paddy McGuinness ❤️ for trying your best after hearing the devastating news. Your pal would be proud kid 🥊❤️💔

Cruise time.. 🛳️🍹🌞

Phew, that was a close one… 😏🤦🏼‍♀️ Barnsley v Brighton Safe journey back guys 👍 #bfc #BHAFC

Thoroughly enjoyed #WeakestLink tonight! R Y L A N Tony Blackburn OBE. Michael Ball OBE💙 Zoe Ball Scott Mills et all ! Loved every single second 🤣🤣💕 Well done Mr Michael Ball! Hard done to Rylan ❤️ Tony - Duckette 🤣❤️🤣💕

My kid goes to work every day - on the night shift tonight - and I feel sick. Will it ever feel different? Brick Cop©️

Good 👍 Rest in hell you bastard 👏🏻