“Fuck that nigga, fuck his friends, and fuck his bitch. You the one! Everybody else is the two’s and the threes, you the ONE!”

this how I feel when I’m drunk as hell & I’m trying to go to sleep

yo, it’s gorilla central out there. get the fuck up. juiceheads everywhere. it’s labor day weekend, they’re all over the boardwalk and beaches.

When it comes to my loyalty:

me standing there while my boss is using me as a good example

officer please I had no idea the tea was twisted

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that think I'm fucking dumb

me rewatching my comfort show for the millionth time

i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

comfortable silence is my love language so if I can do this w you we really locked in

sun and moon rings <3

Sleep hits different when you’re off tomorrow

After I order my tacos in English I hit em wit the “es todo” so they know

I was born to repost tiktok videos. I see that repost button and I press it like the golden buzzer. and then I see people like the videos. reposting is my gift to everyone.

she was my first opp fr