That pretty much tells the story.

I want to make sure I’m understanding this right: A person dressed like a pop tart was lowered into a fake toaster, which then produced an edible pop tart of the same size, which was then eaten by people, all to celebrate the victory of Kansas State over North Carolina State?

There was a time when mostly-normal-fingered American men used to drive to work using their necktie as a seatbelt. But those days are long gone. Your country was taken from you

if usher wants a truly memorable halftime show he’ll bring that pop tart out

Andy Reid REALLY wanted to run the Power Shovel to McKinnon, but the 49ers converged on the Shovel and didn’t cover Corn Dog 😂

Need to petition NFL refs to start having some personality like this. "You're not gonna like it, but the call on the ice was correct, no goal.” 😂 x.com/BR_OpenIce/sta…

The greatest matchup of all time

Raccoons wash their food before eating it, that's why you don't give them cotton candy

This is incredible. From Jamie Lane where AirBnBs are fully booked next week.

Totality: An HDR composite image of yesterday's eclipse. This photo used 5 cameras to capture thousands of photos during a 4 minute period. My goal was to capture the magic of the visual experience, and I hope this photo evokes similar emotions I experienced while watching it.

Thread on the beauty of wildlife 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody

The top 10 photos from last night’s solar storm & aurora borealis around the world. 1. Netherlands (Albert Dros)

appreciate McDonald’s app’s dedication to not telling me what this is. the ingredients? grandma syrup and grandma crumble of course

I hope the final question is to draw a clock

This play design by Matt Lafleur is pure perfection

Blast Return Motion + Spinner + Counter Solid 🥵

Rand Paul: "The whole [tariffs] debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you... I have a trade deficit

Boo'd when the Bears were on the clock✅ Quieted down/ was respectful when roger mentioned Steve "Mongo" McMichael✅ Boo'd again when they picked✅ Master class from Green Bay fans in attendance