Citizens of Vancouver: Keep your goddamn dogs away from me. What part of social distancing is unclear? #COVID19 #vanpoli

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Tree Poetry program has been suspended. In retrospect, and now that we're $200M in the hole, paying people to pretend they are trees and respond to emails may have been a poorly considered idea. #Selfreflection #VanPoli #bcpoli #Vancouver

If my math is right, we're currently looking at a budget shortfall of approximately 42 public chandeliers. #VanPoli #BCPoli

BREAKING: Due to the City's current financial situation, we've made the difficult decision to melt down the public chandelier for its raw materials. #Vancouver #VanPoli #bcpoli #GoneButNotForgotten #RIPChandy

When I hear about the City of Vancouver hiring a $95k/year social media coordinator third hand. #VanPoli #BCPoli #treetweets #GreenestCity globalnews.ca/news/6995707/v…

Trying to figure out what will happen first 🤔: - End of COVID - Tokyo Olympics, a year later - The return of Halley's Comet - The heat death of the universe - Drinking legally in a park in Vancouver #VanPoli #WeAreAlreadyParkDrinking

So you're telling me there's a chance.. Byelection Baby! I figure I'm qualified as I hear the council meetings are about as quick as the Ents debating in LOTR. #VanPoli #BCPoli #CountTheRingsofExperience

Local Strathcona resident trying to inquire with Vancouver City Council and Parks Board about when they were planning to address Strathcona Park in a meaningful way. #VanPoli #BCPoli

Where we are on the BC Restart Roadmap at the moment. #bcpoli #operationkeeprunning #victorylapinterrupted

✅ Declared a climate emergency and then voted against it because #election ✅ Multiple day hearings on simple rezonings that get voted down and referred back to staff ✅ His first three bullets were enacted/committed by other gov't/citizens #VanPoli #ClimateLeader? #VoteTree 🌲

#Canucks fans currently. Credit r/canucks

Boudreau's post game talk #Canucks #Vancouver #Teamtank #Embarassing #HNIC youtu.be/EkWyxfBLXr0

#Canucks tied after 1 period baby! #NeverGoFullRebuild

Most consistent team in the NHL #Canucks #UpdatedStandings #Nevergofullrebuild

You mean this isn't a coronation? #TeamCanada #WorldJuniors #ButTheRefs #Czechia

For the armchair neckbeards who still think it's Don Cherry hockey. Make stupid hits, win stupid prizes. #WorldJuniors

Spy Balloons be entering North American airspace like #HalftimeShow #NOTAM #Rihanna