.Greta Thunberg is TIME's 2019 Person of the Year #TIMEPOY ti.me/2sZRidd

Friends, if it doesn't go our way tonight, plz remember that your 'echo chamber' is actually hundreds of people in your community who care about justice, equality & the freedom to live & love just as much as you do, & are willing to fight for it. Win or lose, that's pretty sick.

Looking at those #ExitPolls got me like: #UKElection #exitpoll

The UK right now #exitpoll #UKElection

Exit polls suggest this country is fucked and full of morons.

#UKElection #GeneralElection2019 Labour voters: please, think of our children, our elderly, the sick and poor- Tory voters:

The government has announced a mortgage holiday for homeowners but it must suspend rents too. Millions of people rent in the UK. Suspend rents. Ban evictions. Now.

HALLOWEEN CAT NAME SALE: Bloody Hell Ken! Ray's Coffin Helen Skeleton Shatty Batty Trick or Treatment Ghostly McBloodbath Cobwebs and Cutlery Lumpy Pumpkins The Little Creep £8.00 each p.a. No Offers

Not sure about you guys but I'm starting to think the government that says nurses don't deserve pay rises and that children should starve may not have the nation's best interests in mind.

It's lockdown tomorrow, everything is a nonsense today, but remember to look after yourself for the next 4 weeks. Stay safe, spoil yourself with crisps, look after your brain, it's fine to acknowledge that it's all shit but be nice to yourself you dickhead

"So you're submitting a trademark for something called.... yum....nuts" "Yes" "YumNuts?" "Yes" "You know that sounds disgusting right?" "Santa's YumNuts" "No" "For kids" "Get out of my office or I'll call the police"

This is like finally having a shit after a long haul flight.

Madame Vice President.

LMFAO A LITTLE ON THE NOSE, LA

Tier 1: Normalish Christmas Tier 2: Christmas but stand over there Tier 3: Christmas but grandma's in a Zorb Tier 4: No Christmas for you

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

Imagine being this horny