Solar-powered dog

Me (completely misunderstanding the point transphobes are going for): I can’t wait for all those archeologists to fuck MY skeleton!

My favorite “misdirection jokes” aka screw the audience jokes — a thread

Hey, check out yet another thing that shows how the US healthcare system is the worst in the world. And what a surprise, private equity is behind it

Twitter has been made great again

Legit I have not been this mad since I found out the Chinese communists were jacking dudes off

LET’S GO BRANDON (clap clap clapclapclap)

Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon both getting fired shows how AI will change everything and NOBODY’S job is safe anymore

This is either one of the dumbest things ever or an absolute god-tier shit post. I’m not going to investigate to figure out which it is, my life is a little more magical not knowing

tfw you’re getting geared up to go invading in The Depths

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I saw this post a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it. Unironically, this is my entire philosophy of art regardless of medium.

So after playing a whole bunch of TotK I know something I’d love to see in future Zelda titles: a time limit. Whatever Ganon/dorf or Demise or whoever is planning, it should progress with time, regress with plot progression, and change the final battle. Something like MM + Xcom 2

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

Watching a YouTuber who is a fully adult man do a reaction video to Transformers: The Movie and he said he always loved transformers as a kid and he meant the Bay movies and I feel like I drank out of the wrong Grail

Hey everyone, I’ve got a code for the other place, first come first served

I know I don’t post here anymore, and it’s because I rarely open this app anymore. But I haven’t deleted yet, I got 5 codes for the other place, and they are up for anyone who requests them And uh, lmao Dianne I guess

Re-upping the offer since Elon has taken to suspending reporters for seeking out truth

Elon Musk is directly responsible for the deaths of those girls in Texas. He’s flipped Grok’s switch to “full Nazi” to distract from that fact

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife