Doctor: How many alcoholic drinks do you consume per week? Me: *writes number on piece of paper & slides it facedown across table*

Reminder that you don’t have to be happy all the time. Don’t make yourself miserable by trying to “fix” being sad. Sadness is a part of life. Embrace it, work through it and come out on the other side truly happy because you allowed yourself to feel. Stay strong friends!

Muse in Chicago!! AMAZING SHOW!

Muse in Chicago

Muse in Chicago

Perks of being Agnostic ......I didn't have to give up meat on Good, Friday.

No matter how well you think you know someone, they can always surprise you.

We’re all someone’s hurt that haunts them in the form of song lyrics.

Ever have one of those nights where you want to just go for a long drive, playlist the fuck out of your feelings, and escape the world for awhile?

Feels like one of those days I'll be running away from my problems on the treadmill. The ones that remain will be drowned in alcohol...

On a scale of 1-10, how deep does it hurt?

Really have to turn this Nikkei Minaj off. Can't figure out if I want someone to Save Me or just get "higher than a motherfucker".

If you have to keep me a secret then you don't get to keep me

I love the person I become when I'm avoiding you.

Good Night. I'll deal with more of this fuckery we call "life" tomorrow.

Why is that eggplant emoji so popular when representing a penis? It's purple & looks either like it has some exotic & rare STD or it's just sad, cold & lonely. Clearly, there are better choices, but that's just my opinion. 🍄🍌

Does this mind make me look crazy?

Oh, yes. System of a Down was in town. Did any of you go......@soadpeephole ?

Anyone else here think that love absolutely fucking sucks? Yea, me too.